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Created on 2002-10-05 11:40:07 (#729275), last updated 2007-06-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Straight Playa, lookin for a ho |
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| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
BioPimpin' ain't eazy! What, yo' shut yo' dumb ass mouth if you thought orcs like me weren't down with runnin' ho's. Where you think we're gettin all the jewels from, jerk-off?
Don't yo' be givin me that "Daddy you takin fitty percent?" cuz bitch please, I'm takin a hunnert percent, and what I give you back is a hunnert percent. I be taking care of you; yo' ain't gots to worry abou' nuthin. Shiet, I'll even take care of yo' well-fare collectin ol' momma. Get that bitch some teeth.
And yo' best not be messin with me or my bitches or yo' be finding yoself flat on yo' bizzazz, foo. Cuz' I never hesistate to put an elf on his back, yo' feel me? Rat-a-tat-tat. Shieet. 187 on yo muthafucking azz.
If yo' want the orc with the biggest nutz, then guess what, he is I, and I am him.
Don't yo' be givin me that "Daddy you takin fitty percent?" cuz bitch please, I'm takin a hunnert percent, and what I give you back is a hunnert percent. I be taking care of you; yo' ain't gots to worry abou' nuthin. Shiet, I'll even take care of yo' well-fare collectin ol' momma. Get that bitch some teeth.
And yo' best not be messin with me or my bitches or yo' be finding yoself flat on yo' bizzazz, foo. Cuz' I never hesistate to put an elf on his back, yo' feel me? Rat-a-tat-tat. Shieet. 187 on yo muthafucking azz.
If yo' want the orc with the biggest nutz, then guess what, he is I, and I am him.
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